Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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