White coat. Heels.
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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