He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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