There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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