My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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