whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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