worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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