Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
40s are totally the cure
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
its liver damage thursday
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