You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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