they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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