you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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