guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
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I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
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Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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