Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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