I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
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do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
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The uberlube is also flammable
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
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