That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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