How'd it feel making her break her religion?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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