I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
ttyl tear gas
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
