I think i peed on brittanys purse
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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