I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
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Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
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I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
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He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
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