sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
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he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
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I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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