i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
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I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
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think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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