By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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