Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
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What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
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I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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