Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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