Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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