Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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