I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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