I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
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I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
we're making bets on your personal life
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
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I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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