Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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