Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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