who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
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hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
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She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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