I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
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It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
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You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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