you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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