So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
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just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
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Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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