I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
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I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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