Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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