I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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