Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
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I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
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Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
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