you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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