No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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