I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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