I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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