we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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