We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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