Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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