On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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