Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
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I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
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Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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