1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Blood and glitter go together right?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
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