I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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