i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
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Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
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I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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