I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
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Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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