Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
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okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
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I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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