Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
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i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
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I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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